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  1. They say that you cannot live a life without making a difference to the world and the universe. In other words “You can’t stir a flower without troubling a star”
    This definitely was the case with my friend and workmate Gil Morris.
    Once Gil decided that he was going to do something he did not stop until he had finished the job. That was the way with Gil he has written about seven or eight books
    and as far as I know he was still writing. He also used to write scripts with myself and Ronnie Twist and others over the years. He was not just a pretty face.
    The first time that I came across Gil was when he turned up, back in the early seventies, at our place in Enfield with Mike “Standing Ovation” Spencer.
    The Mardell Brothers had only been in the business professionally for about five years so this larger than life pair of “pro’s” burst onto our scene and into our lives was
    to say the least, different. We became great friends and until the later years we have always spoken and worked together on a regular basis. As friends the things he did at parties I will leave Colin (God of television) Lewin to talk about for there were too many to write of here.
    I suppose amongst the “pro’s” who new Gil well, his once a year April fool routine’s
    became part of the business. Enough will have been said about Gil and his act from the Punch and Judy, to the throwing off of the wig, and being the first to appear on stag shows in the nude. What a character he was and will be sadly missed.
    Going back to making a difference in life, I would like to put his part in this into perspective. In the October of 1978 Gil set up the very first game of golf with comedians at Badgemore Park Golf Club. This was roughly five months before he promoted the idea of all the comics getting together in the spring of 1979 at Crews Hill. In all 19 of us turned up and it was at that meeting the Comedians Golfing Society was born, at which we all put in £5 after the game to start the thing off.
    Gil’s idea had been spawned, and as we all know what a difference that made to the world, and he never stopped working on it, whether he was in or out at the time was irrespective.
    That Society he created turned over in its early years millions of pounds for people less fortunate than us. I have no doubt that some of the athletes appearing at the Paralympics this year owe some of it to Gil Morris. For instance we have just had the greatest Paralympics ever and that was partly due, in a way to the CGS sponsoring our Para- athletes at the Barcelona games, buying wheelchairs, and Chuckle buses, and Chuckle buggies. Yes, it was Jim Skinner who went out on our behalf to Barcelona to help administer the games, and by the same token, if Gil had not started the CGS then this small part of the development of the Paralympic’s would not have happened. He started the first Eclectic competition, the first draw tickets for a car, the first to get the CGS on television with the kidnapping of the flag, oh yes, and he was on the committee when 50% of the charity money raised was allocated for entertainment people in trouble to be helped out!
    As I said at the beginning, what a difference he made to the world, he will be a great loss. Bless you mate.

    (Posted on 2012-09-10 14:51:00 by Wally Mardell)
  2. Dear Gentlemen,

    The VGS Stag Night Sun 7th Nov 2010 Royal Lancaster Hotel is a great night and many of The CGS members who have supported over the years will tell you what a great night it truly is.

    I would like to see a strong support from The CGS as are very own Cyril Davey is Captain of The VGS. We all know Cyril to be a great fun character and it would really go to make his night to see as many of us there as possible.

    The tickets are £75 each for a Black Tie event. Email me if you would like to purchase tickets or visit The VGS website: (just scroll down a page).

    Amongst those in the lineup of entertainment are our very own John Cassidy,George Saunders and Adger Brown amongst other topline speakers.

    See you there.

    Captain Chris Hare 2010

    (Posted on 2010-10-09 14:57:00 by Andy Crust Via Chris Hare)
  3. Congratulations to Mark Grey, who beat me 6/5 in our quarter final match today at Red Libbetts,

    (Posted on 2010-09-29 22:18:00 by John Mellows)
  4. Gentlemen & Ding

    This is a reminder that the group matches must be completed by Tuesday 7th of September 2010, (this is Presidents day at Addington Palace) so if you have any matches still to play, please arrange them ASAP, as there can be no matches in the groups after this date, you may arrange to play a match/matches on the 7th, (3 balls only at Addington Palace) but make sure you inform Alan Hancock immediately after the game, Alan will then give me the group placings so as I can inform those going through to the quarter finals.

    The quarter final matches will be as follows.

    Match number 1, Winner of group A V Runner up of group B

    Match number 2, Runner up of group A V Winner of group B

    Match number 3, Winner of group C V Runner up of group D

    Match number 4, Runner up of group C V Winner of group D Matches to be played by 9th October 2010. (results to Alan Hancock)


    Winner of match number 1 V Winner of match number 3

    Winner of match number 2 V Winner of match number 4 Matches to be played by 1st November 2010, (results to Alan Hancock)

    THE FINAL, will be played at the Temple Golf Club on the 9th of November, (Founders Day)

    PLEASE NOTE, All matches in the Quarter Finals, the Semi Finals and the final must go to SUDDEN death if still all square after 18 holes, so allow time, bearing in mind that the days are getting shorter.

    Best of luck to you all, and Thanks for taking part in this competition

    Best Regards
    John Mellows

    PS, Vernon Ray, has withdrawn from group A, due to an Injury, this group is now complete.

    (Posted on 2010-08-31 23:14:00 by Andy Crust Via John Mellows)
  5. Charity Night @ Merlins Entertainment Complex

    Hi All - Just a reminder that I have managed to talk the owners of Merlins to
    give the proceeds of their annual gala charity night to the CGS. In turn I need
    3 or 4 acts to come down and do 20 minutes. The club will pay travelling
    expenses within reason and it will be a turn up and perform night as the club is
    purpose built and has in house PA, lighting, sound engineer and dressing rooms
    etc etc etc. I now its a work night for most but if you dont have anything in on
    that night please come along and help out. We need performers so we can get the
    dosh !! The event is on Saturday 23rd October 2010. Visit the club web site at Please drop me a line if you can help me out or
    se me at the next golf day. Cheers fella's x

    (Posted on 2010-08-19 16:03:00 by Andy Crust Via Paul rogers)
  6. Any updates on here? - the captains log is 3 months old - hurry up skipper!

    (Posted on 2010-06-06 18:08:00 by Graham Hampsheir)
  7. Does everyone know that I got a hole in one on the 154 yard par 3 8th yet at Redlibbetts?

    (Posted on 2010-04-24 15:57:00 by adger brown)
  8. Well Ian obviously likes the site as he's said....3 times! This is my first go on the site as a relatively new member which looks great so congratulations.
    A bit worried about going to the first meeting next month, as I have a sneeky suspicion that I'll be the next "joker of the month" for not having a good round...I feel like I could kick the ball further!

    (Posted on 2010-04-24 12:12:00 by Steve Stevens)
  9. After 23 years x 8 times a year x average 35 players a time x average 4 par 3’s per time that’s approx 25,760 attempts Adger got a hole in one yesterday well done mate and thanks for the Champagne
    luv Colin

    (Posted on 2010-04-21 13:26:00 by Colin lewin)
  10. Congratulations to Adger Brown for his Fantastic hole in one yesterday at Red Libbetts Golf Club, I only wish I had my camera with me to record the look of complete amazement on Adgers Face as he walked up to the green, first not knowing that the ball was in the hole, and then discovering that it was, I had the pleasure of playing with Adger, and witnessing that great HOLE IN ONE, then celebrating with everyone back in the club house as the Champagne corks popped, Well Done Adger.

    (Posted on 2010-04-21 13:02:00 by John Mellows)
  11. Thanks John and Everyone who has said about the site, without the members input I would have nothing to put on so keep it coming!!!
    Cheers Andy

    (Posted on 2010-04-19 12:20:00 by Andy Crust)
  12. Congratulations Andy, Great site, Well done, I am sure that all our Members will appreciate what a magnificent Job you have done.

    PS, Has Ding developed a stutter ??

    (Posted on 2010-04-17 11:09:00 by John Mellows)
  13. Well Done Andy
    Worth Waiting for

    (Posted on 2010-04-07 23:59:00 by Miki Travis)
  14. What a fantastic site Andy I just hope all our members find the time to congratulate YOU on a job well done ( Briiliant

    (Posted on 2010-04-07 20:50:00 by IAN DING DAVIS)
  15. What a fantastic site Andy I just hope all our members find the time to congratulate YOU on a job well done ( Briiliant

    (Posted on 2010-04-07 20:50:00 by IAN DING DAVIS)
  16. What a fantastic site Andy I just hope all our members find the time to congratulate YOU on a job well done ( Briiliant

    (Posted on 2010-04-07 20:50:00 by IAN DING DAVIS)
  17. What a fantastic site Andy I just hope all our members find the time to congratulate YOU on a job well done ( Briiliant

    (Posted on 2010-04-07 20:50:00 by IAN DING DAVIS)
  18. THANKS JOHN! :)

    (Posted on 2010-02-06 10:04:00 by Graham Hampsheir)
  19. OK Graham I get the message, but Andy will be putting all the results on this website, when he revamps it while we are in Spain, in the meantime, Congratulations to You for winning the Wilkinson Sword, to Dave Lewin for winning the Snowball, and to Andy Collins for winning the Stan Taylor Memorial Trophy, which will be presented to him on the next golf day.

    (Posted on 2010-02-04 23:14:00 by John Mellows)
  20. As John didn't say it in his January blog - I would like to congratulate Dave Lewin for winning The Snowball - well done Dave! (you know where I am coming from!)

    (Posted on 2010-02-04 13:43:00 by Graham Hampsheir)
  21. Thank you Colin and David on behalf of myself and my guests for a magnificent effort with the River Cruise I do hope everyone else that attended enjoyed it and a belated Happy and Successful New Year to you all. Tony St. James.

    (Posted on 2010-02-02 14:26:00 by Tony St.James)
  22. Correction, That should read 2009,(see below)

    (Posted on 2009-12-30 12:07:00 by John Mellows)
  23. To, All CGS Members, have a Very Happy New Year, and thank you for all your support during 2019, and Good Luck to Chris and Dave in their battle for Captaincy 2010.

    (Posted on 2009-12-30 12:04:00 by John Mellows)
  24. Colin, In answer to your appeal, I have heard that Ding will be giving you his Golf Clubs, news has just filtered through to me from Portugal, where Ding was recently playing Golf, apparently, he was well beaten on one of the days, NO NOT by one of the lads who were also there, But By Claudia, Tommy Dee's Partner.
    Claudia, who took up the game just recently, played off the Ladies Tee's While Ding played off his Ladies handicap of 22, but according to my source some of the Clubs are badly damaged.

    (Posted on 2009-12-08 23:30:00 by John Mellows)
  25. It occurred to me some of you may be tired of giving the same old handkerchiefs
    and socks at Christmas? or maybe you’re looking for that extra special gift for
    someone special? So why not consider giving a “C.G.S. Draw ticket” this year
    to all your loved ones?

    Just think of the advantages?

    They don’t cost a fortune to wrap
    They won’t go off in the fridge
    Everyone will deem to be treated equally
    You won’t clash with Aunty Mabel’s present
    There’s a nice picture of a ship on the front.
    Oh and They may win a Cruise and meanwhile you could be playing a free game of
    golf with the CGS if you sell the most
    Luv Colin x

    P.S. Any other suggestions what makes this present so desirable?

    (Posted on 2009-12-01 13:46:00 by Colin Lewin)
  26. I am looking forward to the next golf day...The Winter it best to fly to Luton or Stanstead and do I need a passport?

    (Posted on 2009-12-01 11:35:00 by Graham Hampsheir)
  27. What a great evening we had at Sutton Green, another gem with the boys from the CGS. The stories were fantastic, boy can those founders tell a tale. Good luck to Chris and Dave.

    (Posted on 2009-11-27 12:09:00 by Patrick Jacobs)
  28. I was in Swansea on Sunday night for the WEDGES dinner, and Adger Brown and Tucker did the Cabaret, they were both FANTASTIC, the WEDGES are still laughing, whatever they were paid was not HALF enough.

    (Posted on 2009-11-20 12:53:00 by John Mellows)
  29. Congratulations to Adger Brown, who has been Invited by Sir Nick Faldo to his Investiture on Tuesday.

    (Posted on 2009-11-09 17:00:00 by John Mellows)
  30. Judging by that story I would say Xmas came early for your opponents! well done to both Andy and Tommy!

    (Posted on 2009-11-08 14:06:00 by Andy Crust)
  31. Christmas came early this year for Myself and Vernon, we both got Stuffed yesterday in the match play semi finals by Tommy Dee and Andy Collins

    (Posted on 2009-11-06 14:41:00 by John Mellows)
  32. Hi Chris, That Summer season that Ding promised you in return for standin for Captain 2010, has just been cancelled.

    (Posted on 2009-10-28 15:46:00 by John Mellows)
  33. Is that right are standing?

    (Posted on 2009-10-23 11:30:00 by Graham Hampsheir)
  34. Great another name for the role as captain, well done Dave for standing, it takes a brave man to stand against a man who knows all the dialing codes for the uk, what a talent !!!!
    last year John Mellows would have looked down on you, this year Chris will have look upto you, I Know my Place.
    best of luck to you both
    Miki Travis

    (Posted on 2009-10-23 01:53:00 by Miki Travis)
  35. Nice One Andy

    Any one need more drew Tickets?

    (Posted on 2009-10-22 16:10:00 by Colin lewin)
  36. Dear all it is with pleasure I’d like to announce my intention to stand for Captaincy

    “Head & Shoulders above the rest” (couldn’t have said that last year)

    Love the site Andy


    P.S. Break a leg Chris

    (Posted on 2009-10-22 16:05:00 by Dave Lewin)
  37. Well done Chris, glad to see that you are standing for Captain 2010, best of luck, and I dont see anyone running against you, anyone who would run against a Hare would be daft.

    Also, Congratulations to Andy Crust, for setting up this great site, its just what we wanted.

    John Mellows
    Captain, 2009.

    (Posted on 2009-10-18 17:34:00 by John Mellows)
  38. Well done mr crust, lets see more of you on the course as well as the web.

    (Posted on 2009-10-17 16:30:00 by scotty miller)
  39. Well there's one hat in the ring for captaincy, let's not have a one horse race, would be nice to see a couple more names on the voting sheet, well done Chris for standing and best of luck.
    I must add an even bigger well done to Andy Crust who has done an excellent job with this site, keep up the good work Andy, I am right behind you (and I don't mean that in a gay sort of way)
    best wishes to you all.
    Miki Travis
    AKA Triki Mavis, Steptoe and other words not publishable.

    (Posted on 2009-10-17 01:11:00 by Miki Travis)
  40. Firstly - well donr Andy Crust for getting this up and running - this is the sort of thing we need and the way forward.

    All the best to Chris "Oink Oink" Hare .... surely you would prefer a small pig as opposed to a tortoise?

    (Posted on 2009-10-16 06:50:00 by Paul Rogers)
  41. Hi Chris
    Good to see you are standing for Captain. John will be a hard man to follow.But im sure your up to it. Good Luck!!

    (Posted on 2009-10-15 07:29:00 by Mike Jerome)
  42. After a little gentle persuasion from Ding I have decided to stand for Captain
    Jester 2010. Any tortoises out there that want to take on the Hare?

    (Posted on 2009-10-14 23:35:00 by Chris Hare - Captaincy)

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